{"product_id":"make-childrens-books-great-again-paperback","title":"Make Children's Books Great Again - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eB. Conservative\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThere is no other \"Children's Book\" out there like ours. Note: This book is written in the style of a children's book; the vocabulary, topics, and comedic subtly are meant for adults but perfectly safe for children to learn at any age. There is no vulgarity, no sexual topics or images, and zero LGBTQ mentions- Pretty much everything your liberal public school would hate about this book!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE BEST CHILDREN'S BOOK: Liberals are furious about this book, just look at some of the reviews! A hilarious book about the faults of liberal beliefs in the style of Dr. Seuss!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eOUR QUALITY: Printed and pressed fresh by Amazon KDP upon ordering! And you'll get it quick too!!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE IDEAL BOOK: Great for conservatives to gift to friends and even better to give to liberal friends; we promise the expression on their face will be priceless\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eFUN: We take on the issues of Healthcare, Education, Free Speech, the Minimum Wage, Capitalism, Socialism, and more in a comical rhyming pattern! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eTOTAL SATISFACTION: Guaranteed to trigger liberals or just get a laugh out of friends and family!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFollow the lives of a Liberal Donkey and a Conservative elephant as they show the value of conservative principles, and the faults of liberal principles, on relevant issues \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull Color, 8.5 x 8.5in book in a Dr. Seuss style rhyming pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStory has clever arguments against Liberals. Great for adults too!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo profane content; completely safe to read to kids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmerican Made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiberals have already threaten to shut us down so you know it's good!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMakes for a perfect coffee table book and will entertain ANY guest or reader! Add this to your cart today!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 22, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50373825986797,"sku":"9781719217415","price":16.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/8918\/9441\/files\/McXmm4k_F_9781719217415.webp?v=1785530988","url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/en-au\/products\/make-childrens-books-great-again-paperback","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}