He’s not supposed to be here. He’s not supposed to be anywhere.
Cosmic Probation captures the energy of a being who violated intergalactic law, stole a dirtbike, lit a cigarette, and decided Earth was his rebound planet. It’s unclear whether he’s running from justice, responsibility, or just vibes — but one thing’s certain: you’re not stopping him.
The kind of shirt that says, “I vape government secrets.”
Great for: exiles, night riders, sentient mistakes, and people who get messages like “U up?” from Area Codes that start with “π.”