{"product_id":"mom-dad-chad-your-parents-have-formed-a-triad-paperback","title":"Mom + Dad + Chad: Your Parents Have Formed a Triad - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrad Gosse\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour Parents Have Formed a Triad-and You're Just Along for the Emotional Damage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the twisted mind of Brad Gosse-where inappropriate bedtime stories are a lifestyle-comes \u003cb\u003e\"Mom + Dad + Chad: Your Parents Have Formed a Triad\"\u003c\/b\u003e, the adult picture book that asks the question nobody wanted answered: what happens when your parents get bored... and Chad gets invited over?\u003c\/p\u003eIt's a Gag Gift. It's a Joke Book. It's a Cry for Help in colorful Illustrated Pages.\u003cp\u003eThis painfully cheerful parody reads like a kids' book but hits like a midlife crisis wrapped in a group text. Your parents tried date nights, golf, hobbies, and even a box of adult toys. Nothing worked. Then Mom did some \"research.\" Next thing you know, Chad's moving in and calling himself your \"co-father.\"\u003c\/p\u003eStill Less Traumatizing Than Real Family Therapy\u003cp\u003eLet's be real-this isn't going to fix anything, but it might get a laugh or an uncomfortable silence. Perfect for anyone who collects \u003cb\u003enovelty books\u003c\/b\u003e that feel like a dare. Or for that one friend who's \"open-minded\" but still can't make eye contact when someone says the word \"throuple.\"\u003c\/p\u003eInside This Disasterpiece: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color cartoon illustrations that look innocent... until you read the captions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA rhyming narrative that spirals into ethical non-monogamy faster than your parents' marriage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyamory explained with the emotional grace of a chainsaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChad, who does not pay rent but has opinions about dinner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eBecause Nothing Says \"Happy Holidays\" Like a Book About Your Mom's New Boyfriend\u003cp\u003eGive the gift of confusion and mild horror at your next \u003cb\u003ewhite elephant party\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eSecret Santa exchange\u003c\/b\u003e, or painfully silent family gathering. Great for birthdays, divorces, interventions, or just randomly dropping it on someone's coffee table like a social grenade.\u003c\/p\u003eIf You're Searching for Any of These, You're Already Halfway There: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003egag gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003ejoke book for adults\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003edark humor\u003c\/b\u003e picture books\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003einappropriate gift books\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003efunny polyamory parody\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003enovelty books for weird people\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eNot for Kids. Not for Karens. Just Pure Dysfunctional Delight.\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Mom + Dad + Chad\"\u003c\/b\u003e is what happens when wholesome formats meet unwholesome truths. If you're easily offended, this book is not for you. But if you've ever wanted to watch someone open a present and then immediately regret their life choices, you're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e May cause laughter, discomfort, or the sudden realization that your family is suspiciously close with their roommate Chad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.07 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 12, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50409429598445,"sku":"9798696956428","price":16.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/en-ca\/products\/mom-dad-chad-your-parents-have-formed-a-triad-paperback","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}