He’s just a regular customer.
Wearing a trench coat.
Buying milk and cookies.
At 12:35 PM.
Nothing suspicious here. Certainly not a raccoon in disguise. Definitely not a feline criminal with a fake ID and a sweet tooth.
Nothing Suspicious Here is for anyone who’s ever stood in line, made eye contact with the cashier, and hoped no one asks questions.
Great for: snack smugglers, cat people, and retail workers who’ve seen things.