{"product_id":"agatha-arch-is-afraid-of-everything-paperback","title":"Agatha Arch Is Afraid of Everything - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKristin Bair\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA nervous wreck of a New England mom is forced to face her many fears in this \"uproarious send-up of modern suburbia\" for fans of \u003ci\u003eWhere'd You Go, Bernadette \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eElinor Oliphant is Completely Fine\u003c\/i\u003e (\u003ci\u003ePeople\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAgatha Arch's life shatters when she discovers her husband in their backyard shed, in flagrante delicto, giving the local dog walker some heavy petting. Suddenly, Agatha finds herself face to face with everything that frightens her . . . and that's a \u003ci\u003eloooooong\u003c\/i\u003e list. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAgatha keeps those she loves close. Everyone else, she keeps as far away as possible. So she's a mystery to nearly everyone in her New England town. To her husband, she's a saucy, no-B.S. writer. To her Facebook Moms group, she's a provocateur. To her neighbor, she's a standoffish pain in the butt. To her sons, she's chocolate pudding with marshmallows. And to her shrink, she's a bundle of nerves on the brink of a cataclysmic implosion. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDefying her abundant assortment of anxieties, Agatha dons her \"spy pants\"--a pair of khakis whose many pockets she crams with binoculars, fishing line, scissors, flashlight, a Leatherman Super Tool 300 EOD, candy, and other espionage essentials--and sets out to spy on her husband and the dog walker. Along the way, she finds another intriguing target to follow: a mysterious young woman who's panhandling on the busiest street in town. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's all a bit much for timorous Agatha. But with the help of her Bear Grylls bobblehead, a trio of goats, and a dog named Balderdash, Agatha may just find the courage to build a better life.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKristin Bair\u003c\/b\u003e is a big-hearted storyteller who skewers the patriarchy with wit and warmth. Her novels--\u003ci\u003eAgatha Arch Is Afraid of Everything\u003c\/i\u003e (a \u003ci\u003ePeople\u003c\/i\u003e magazine Best New Book), \u003ci\u003eThe Art of Floating\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eThirsty\u003c\/i\u003e--shine a fierce and funny light on womanhood, identity, and power. Her latest, \u003ci\u003eClementine Crane Prefers Not To\u003c\/i\u003e, is a blazing anthem for anyone ready to rewrite the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 8.2 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 10, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50335102566637,"sku":"9781643855004","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/8918\/9441\/files\/wDxSV53d229781643855004.webp?v=1785029192","url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/en-gb\/products\/agatha-arch-is-afraid-of-everything-paperback","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}