{"product_id":"the-daddy-the-ultimate-really-really-bad-dad-joke-book-paperback","title":"The Daddy: The Ultimate Really Really Bad Dad Joke Book! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGary Rowley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou've seen the rest, now meet the best: The Daddy, the ultimate in bad Dad joke books! And no wonder with jokes like these: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI've started work as a waiter. Granted, the money's not fantastic; but at least I can put food on the table...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy fear of horse chestnut trees. After years of therapy, I've finally managed to conker it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI took my PC back to the shop when it wouldn't stop swearing at me. I said, I think it might be the curser...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo I said, doctor, doctor, every time I go for a number two, it comes out looking like chips. He said, have you tried pulling that string vest up a bit?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI asked this bloke what his American Pit Bull puppies were going for. He said, anything they can get their teeth into...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDelivery driver walks into the medical centre and slams a dozen pizzas on the counter. He says, before anyone asks, it's just what the doctor ordered.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis bloke emptied a packet of grated cheese over my head. I said, that was mature, wasn't it...?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI rang the gaffer. I said, I'm just arriving on the south coast now, boss. He said, do you realise it's five in the morning? And what are you doing on the south coast? I said, just what you said, boss: making sure I was in Brighton early.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI said, I can't believe how much weight I've put on. I might have one of those over active, erm, erm...She said, thyroid gland? I said, no, knife and fork!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy pet mouse, Elvis...he was caught in a trap. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe Daddy comes with its own dedication page, enabling you to pen an extra special message for that extra special person in your life - your Dad! Go on, I dare you: treat the old man to a copy, then skedaddle to a dark room somewhere while he works his magic, teasing and tormenting as only a Dad can. As it says on the guarantee, he'll love it - you'll hate it!\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.22 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 07, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50371184427245,"sku":"9781979109116","price":9.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/8918\/9441\/files\/4q4wLH6HJz9781979109116.webp?v=1785470855","url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/en-gb\/products\/the-daddy-the-ultimate-really-really-bad-dad-joke-book-paperback","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}