{"product_id":"attack-of-the-stuff-hardcover","title":"Attack of the Stuff - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJim Benton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn what is described as \"an 8 year old's fever dream,\" New York Times bestselling author introduces us to Bill Waddler. Bill is a duck who dreams of being smothered by farting snakes. He also has a special gift. He is able to hear appliances complain. Imagine what toilets would complain about. Bill doesn't need to imagine. While working as a cash-only hay seller (that doesn't accept credit cards), Bill doesn't know that he, and a very confused orange juice sales clerk, are about to save the world. If you could hear this book complain, it would be saying \"where have you been all my life?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJim Benton is the creator of \u003ci\u003eIt's Happy Bunny\u003c\/i\u003e, the licensing hit that has generated over a 3\/4 of a billion dollars at retail. The I\u003ci\u003et's Happy Bunny \u003c\/i\u003ebooks from Scholastic have been chosen three times by the American Librarians Association as their top picks for teen readers, and \u003ci\u003eIt's Happy Bunn\u003c\/i\u003ey programs have taken top awards from the Licensing Industry Merchandise Association, five times. Jim's various series (\u003ci\u003eDear Dumb Diary, Franny K. Stein\u003c\/i\u003e) have sold in the millions and have appeared on the New York Times Bestsellers list multiple times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 9.3 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 26, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e Attack of the Stuff: The Life and Times of Bill Waddler\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Middle Grades, 4-8\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.4\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50330353664237,"sku":"9781545804988","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/8918\/9441\/files\/qKeX5blw3B9781545804988.webp?v=1784926892","url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/products\/attack-of-the-stuff-hardcover","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}