{"product_id":"dont-be-a-salty-bitch-fridge-magnet","title":"Don't Be a Salty Bitch Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eDon't Be a Salty B--ch Fridge Magnet: Morton Parody Sarcastic Novelty Decor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon't Be a Salty B--ch Fridge Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e is an approximately 2\" by 2\" square indoor novelty refrigerator magnet designed to securely hold kitchen notes while delivering a sharp reality check against petty attitudes. Parodying the iconic Morton Salt umbrella girl against a deep navy backdrop, this sassy collectible features the yellow-dressed mascot spilling salt beneath the bold command: \"DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH.\" You do not need to be the salt girl to know when someone is acting like a fool. Perfect for sarcastic foodies, office workers navigating breakroom drama, or friends who appreciate blunt humor, this piece brings effortless laughs to any metallic surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered strictly for indoor display, this compact square magnet features a vivid, high-gloss printed face bonded to a durable, heavy-duty flat magnetic backing. It mounts securely to refrigerators, metal desks, utility toolboxes, and magnetic dry-erase whiteboards, keeping important recipes and reminders firmly in place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eSarcastic Salt Parody Fridge Magnet Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Square novelty indoor refrigerator magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 2\" x 2\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Morton umbrella girl parody with \"DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-gloss printed face with flat magnetic backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Refrigerators, filing cabinets, lockers, toolboxes, and memo boards\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUsage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Indoor use only\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67757765951725,"sku":"SALTYBITCHFRIDGEMAGNET062022","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/products\/dont-be-a-salty-bitch-fridge-magnet","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}