{"product_id":"dont-be-a-salty-bitch-patch","title":"Don't Be a Salty Bitch Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eDon't Be a Salty B--ch Patch: Sarcastic Embroidered Iron-On Patch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon't Be a Salty B--ch Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 3 by 3-inch collectible embroidered iron-on fabric applique featuring a Morton Salt girl parody with bold typography and a heat-seal backing, engineered as a sarcastic novelty attitude accessory for jackets, vests, and backpacks. Reminding everyone to keep bitter moods in check, this subversive emblem turns classic advertising into unapologetic streetwear satire. Showcasing the iconic yellow-dressed umbrella girl spilling salt across a stormy backdrop, it features bold lettering declaring 'DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH.' Whether shutting down workplace drama or showing off sharp wit, it brings cheeky humor to everyday apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed with high-density polyester embroidery thread over a rugged twill base, this patch resists fraying, fading, and daily wear. The heat-seal backing allows for quick iron-on application to denim or canvas, while the reinforced merrowed border supports clean sewing onto leather jackets, heavy gear bags, and battle vests for permanent hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Sarcastic Embroidered Patch Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-density embroidered polyester twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-seal iron-on backing (sew-on compatible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorder:\u003c\/strong\u003e Merrowed edge\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Morton Salt girl parody with \"DON'T BE A SALTY B--CH\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jackets, battle vests, backpacks, hoodies, hats\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold; air dry recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67757657522413,"sku":"SALTYBITCHPATCH101824","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/products\/dont-be-a-salty-bitch-patch","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}