{"product_id":"how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you-paperback","title":"How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eThe Oatmeal\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMatthew Inman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1 \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003eBestseller\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, it isn't a gift. It's a warning. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBestselling cat humor comic collection from Matthew Inman, creator of The Oatmeal, with fan-favorite strips like \"How to Pet a Kitty\" and \"Cat vs. Internet,\" plus 15 brand-new comics and a bonus pull-out poster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for readers who love cat memes, quirky humor, and webcomics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBite-sized comics and visual humor make this book perfect for casual reading or picking up whenever you need a laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA great, laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or any cat-obsessed friend and fan of absurd humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHelp the cat lover in your life understand what their furry companion is really thinking! \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e is a must-read--open the book and prepare to laugh (and maybe sleep with one eye open).\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, The Oatmeal is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. The Oatmeal is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 136\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 9 x 7 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 09, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50316082708717,"sku":"9781449410247","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/8918\/9441\/files\/JAmCxW0Wr89781449410247.webp?v=1784689088","url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/products\/how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you-paperback","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}