{"product_id":"satans-advice-to-young-lawyers-paperback","title":"Satan's Advice to Young Lawyers - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAleister Lovecraft Esq\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe perfect gift for lawyers and law students!\u003cbr\u003e\"There is no denying it, Satan has the legal landscape dialed.\" -- Gabriel \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Impressive book.\" -- John Milton \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"See? This is exactly what I was talking about.\" -- William Blake \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt is not every day that the \u003cb\u003ePrince of Darkness\u003c\/b\u003e himself writes a book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eSatan's Advice to Young Lawyers\u003c\/i\u003e is a pithy guide to rising from lowly first-year associate to renowned leader of the legal community. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInside the pages of this remarkable book, Satan offers his \u003cb\u003eprofound counsel\u003c\/b\u003e on topics as diverse as choosing evil as a path to power, the billable hour, how to steal clients from your law firm, fashion, and more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDo not let your competition have these secrets for themselves. Get the book now. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis profound guidebook makes a \u003cb\u003egreat gift\u003c\/b\u003e for your favorite law student, bar exam taker, bar exam passer or new lawyer.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAleister Lovecraft never started life with a goal of meeting Satan. But, once he became a lawyer, it seemed like a natural desire. Fortunately, the meeting was fruitful and this book was the result. These days, Aleister Lovecraft enjoys suing people, spending his money on fine wine, and flying around the country on his private jet. He is married to a trophy wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 94\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.23 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 07, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50356284719341,"sku":"9781502726353","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0020\/8918\/9441\/files\/mtk_3Vzf5J9781502726353.webp?v=1785327663","url":"https:\/\/www.webster.direct\/products\/satans-advice-to-young-lawyers-paperback","provider":"Webster.Direct","version":"1.0","type":"link"}